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What do you get when you mix a monkey and a sheep? Baaaaboon!
What did the 2 oceans have to say to each other when they met? Nothing they just waved!
What did the pencil say to the cowboy? Draw partner!
What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't Work? A Stick.
What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese.
What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk.
What do you get when you cross A Snowman with A Vampire? Frostbite.
What Lies At the Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck.
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.
Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers.
What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka.
Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.