I HAD A LITTLE TURTLE

I HAD A LITTLE TURTLE I had a little turtle His name was Tiny Tim I put him in the bath tub To see if he could swim He drank up all the water He ate up all the soap And he woke up in the morning With a bubble in his throat I had to call the Doctor I had to call the Nurse I had to call the Lady With the Alligator Purse Mumps said the Doctor Measles said the Nurse Nothing said the Lady With the Alligator Purse I had to punch the Doctor And kick out the Nurse Then I paid the Lady With the Alligator Purse.