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July 6, 2007, Newsletter Issue #186: THERE WAS AN OLD LADY
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Tip of the Week
THERE WAS AN OLD LADY Artist unknown
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I donŽt know why she swallowed a fly. I guess sheŽll die.
There was an old lady that swallowed a spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, But I donŽt know why she swallowed the fly. I guess sheŽll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird. SWALLOWED A BIRD, HOW ABSURD!! She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, But I donŽt know why she swallowed the fly. I guess sheŽll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a cat. Imagine that, she swallowed a cat. She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, But I donŽt know why she swallowed the fly. I guess sheŽll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a dog. What a hog, she swallowed a dog! She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, But I donŽt know why she swallowed the fly. I guess sheŽll die.
There was an old lady that swallowed a goat, She opened her throat and down went the goat! She swallowed the goat to catch the dog, She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, But I donŽt know why she swallowed the fly. I guess sheŽll die.
There was an old lady that swallowed a cow. I donŽt know how she swallowed a cow. She swallowed the cow to catch the goat, She swallowed the goat to catch the dog, She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, But I donŽt know why she swallowed the fly. I guess sheŽll die.
I know an old lady, who swallowed a horse, SWALLOWED A HORSE! SHEŽS DEAD OF COURSE!
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