IŽM BRINGING HOME A BABY BUMBLEBEE
IŽm bringing home a baby bumblebee.
WonŽt my daddy be so proud of me.
IŽm opening up the window carefully, so my bee can fly away free
Bzzz bzzz bzzz..
Bye bye baby bumblebee!
THE CROCODILE SONG
THE CROCODILE SONG
Unknown
She sailed away on a bright and sunny day,
On the back of a crocodile.
"You see," said she, "heŽs as tame as he could be,
IŽll sail him down the Nile".
But
. The croc winked his eye,
As she waved them all goodbye,
Wearing a great big smile.
At the end of the ride, the lady was inside,
And the smile was on the crocodile!
GREAT GREEN GOBS
GREAT GREEN GOBS
By unknown artist
Great, green, gobs of greasy, grimy, gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat, dirty little birdiesŽ feet.
Great, green, gobs of greasy, grimy, gopher guts,
And I forgot my spoon! YUCK!
ALLIGATOR PIE
ALLIGATOR PIE
By Dennis Lee
Alligator pie, alligator pie,
If I donŽt get some, I think IŽm going to die.
Give away the green grass give away the sky.
But donŽt give away my alligator pie.
Alligator stew, alligator stew,
If I donŽt get some, I think IŽm going to die.
Give away my hockey stick give away my shoe.
But donŽt give away my alligator stew!
THERE WAS AN OLD LADY
THERE WAS AN OLD LADY
Artist unknown
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I donŽt know why she swallowed a fly.
I guess sheŽll die.
There was an old lady that swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
But I donŽt know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess sheŽll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird.
SWALLOWED A BIRD, HOW ABSURD!!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
But I donŽt know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess sheŽll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
But I donŽt know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess sheŽll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
What a hog, she swallowed a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
But I donŽt know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess sheŽll die.
There was an old lady that swallowed a goat,
She opened her throat and down went the goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
But I donŽt know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess sheŽll die.
There was an old lady that swallowed a cow.
I donŽt know how she swallowed a cow.
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
But I donŽt know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess sheŽll die.
I know an old lady, who swallowed a horse,
SWALLOWED A HORSE!
SHEŽS DEAD OF COURSE!
YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE
By unknown artist
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.
You make me happy, when skies are gray.
YouŽll never know dear, how much I love you,
So please, donŽt take my sunshine away.
The other night dear, while I was sleeping.
I dreamt I held you in my arms.
When I awoke dear, I was mistaken,
So I held my head and cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.
You make me happy, when skies are gray.
YouŽll never know dear, how much I love you,
So please, donŽt take my sunshine away.
NOBODY LOVES ME
NOBODY LOVES ME
Artist unknown
Nobody loves me everybody hates me,
I think IŽll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones, teeny weenie tiny ones,
Golly how they wiggle and squirm.
IŽll chop off their heads and squeeze out the juice
And throw their tails away.
Nobody knows how I survive on worms,
Three times every day! YUM!
TONY KNOWS
TONY KNOWS
Author unknown
The actions are clear, simply point to the appropriate body part and sing 2 or 3 times speeding up every time! (for a hint see the bottom of the song).
Tony Chestnut knows I love you,
Tony knows, Tony knows.
Tony Chestnut knows I love you,
Tony knows, Tony knows.
Tony Chestnut knows I love you,
ThatŽs what Tony knows!
HINT:
Toe- knee - chest (nut) - nose - eye - love (cross your arms over your chest to cross your heart) - you (point to child)
JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT
JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT
Artist unknown
This song is sung several times softer and softer each time, until youŽre singing in a whisper, yet always singing "Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la" out loud.
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, his name is my name too,
Whenever we go out the people always shout,
"There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!"
Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
SOMETHING IN MY POCKET
SOMETHING IN MY POCKET
Author unknown
great sung as a round...
I have something in my pocket, it belongs upon my face.
I always keep it close to me, in a most convenient place!
I bet youŽll never guess it if you guess a long, long while,
So IŽll take it out and put it on itŽs a great big, beautiful smile!
