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MISS MARY MACK
Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack All dressed in black, black, black With silver buttons, buttons, buttons All down her back, back, back She asked her mother, mother, mother For fifty cents, cents, cents To see the elephant, elephant, elephant Jump the fence, fence fence They jumped so high, high, high They touched the sky, sky, sky And didnīt come back, back, back Till the fourth of July, July, July He jumped so high, high, high He touched the sky, sky, sky And he never came back, back, back Till the fourth of July, July, July!
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THE ANTS GO MARCHING
THE ANTS GO MARCHING
The ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching one by one, The little one stops to suck his thumb And they all go marching down to the ground To get out of the rain, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The ants go marching two by two, hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching two by two, hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching two by two, The little one stops to tie his shoe And they all go marching down to the ground To get out of the rain, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The ants go marching three by three, hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching three by three, hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching three by three, The little one stops to climb a tree And they all go marching down to the ground To get out of the rain, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The ants go marching four by four, hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching four by four, hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching four by four, The little one stops to shut the door And they all go marching down to the ground To get out of the rain, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The ants go marching five by five, hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching five by five, hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching five by five, The little one stops to take a dive And they all go marching down to the ground To get out of the rain, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The ants go marching six by six, hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching six by six, hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching six by six, The little one stops to pick up sticks And they all go marching down to the ground To get out of the rain, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The ants go marching seven by seven, hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching seven by seven, hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching seven by seven, The little one stops to pray to heaven And they all go marching down to the ground To get out of the rain, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The ants go marching eight by eight, hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching eight by eight, hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching eight by eight, The little one stops to shut the gate And they all go marching down to the ground To get out of the rain, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The ants go marching nine by nine, hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching nine by nine, hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching nine by nine, The little one stops to check the time And they all go marching down to the ground To get out of the rain, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The ants go marching ten by ten, hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching ten by ten, hurrah, hurrah The ants go marching ten by ten, The little one stops to say "THE END" And they all go marching down to the ground To get out of the rain, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
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HAVE YOU SEEN THE MUFFIN MAN
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MUFFIN MAN? unknown author
Oh have you seen the muffin man, The muffin man, the muffin man? Oh have you seen the muffin man, That lives on Derry lane? Oh yes Iīve seen the muffin man, The muffin man, the muffin man! Oh yes Iīve seen the muffin man, That lives on Derry lane!
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PLANTING TIME SONG
Sung to: "Row, row, row Your Boat"
Dig, dig, dig the earth (Make a digging motion)
Then you plant your seeds, (pretend to drop seeds)
A gentle rain (Flutter fingers down)
And bright sunshine (Circle arms above head)
Will help your flowers grow. (Hold one arm parallel to ground and move other arm up behind it with fingers extended like a flower growing)
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ALLIGATOR PIE
ALLIGATOR PIE By Dennis Lee
Alligator pie, alligator pie, If I donīt get some, I think Iīm going to die. Give away the green grass give away the sky. But donīt give away my alligator pie.
Alligator stew, alligator stew, If I donīt get some, I think Iīm going to die. Give away my hockey stick give away my shoe. But donīt give away my alligator stew!
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ALL THE PRETTY LITTLE HORSES
ALL THE PRETTY LITTLE HORSES
Hush-a-bye, donīt you cry. Go to sleepy little baby. Blacks and bays, dapples and grays, Coach and six-a-little horses. Hush-a-bye, donīt you cry. Go to sleep little baby.
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THE CAT CAME BACK
THE CAT CAME BACK
Well, just like everybody you have troubles of your own But let me tell you mister of the sorrow I have known! I had an old gray cat, that I couldnīt bear to keep He spent the nights a-howling and he wouldnīt let me sleep.
So I put him in a box and I tied it up quite well. I had some fellows help me and I paid them not to tell. We put it in a boxcar, the west-bound 7:10 The train pulled away and was never seen again.
CHORUS But the Cat came back, the very next day Yes the Cat came back and he wouldnīt stay away! Meow, kitty! Meow, so pretty! Meow, such a pity, but the Cat came back!
So I took him to the harbor and I put in on a ship. I bid him bon voyage! for that oceanic trip! The captain was obliging and glad to help us out We tied him to the anchor so that there could be no doubt!
Well, we heard that sad report of that might storm at sea And though it may sound heartless, I was happy as could be! The paper said the ship went down beneath a heavy gale And not a single soul was left to tell the awful tale!
REPEAT CHORUS
So I gave him to a scientist, destined for the moon. The Cat was used for ballast in an outer space balloon! I guess you know what happened, that balloonīs up there still, And early that next morning, guess what came across the hill??
(Meow! Thatīs right.)
Now, everyone in town was sworn to shoot that Cat on sight. With that crazy cat around you couldnīt sleep at night! We even formed a posse just to hunt that critter down! You could hear the guns a-blazinī as they ran him out of town!
REPEAT CHORUS
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THERE WAS AN OLD LADY
THERE WAS AN OLD LADY Artist unknown
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I donīt know why she swallowed a fly. I guess sheīll die.
There was an old lady that swallowed a spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, But I donīt know why she swallowed the fly. I guess sheīll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird. SWALLOWED A BIRD, HOW ABSURD!! She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, But I donīt know why she swallowed the fly. I guess sheīll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a cat. Imagine that, she swallowed a cat. She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, But I donīt know why she swallowed the fly. I guess sheīll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a dog. What a hog, she swallowed a dog! She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, But I donīt know why she swallowed the fly. I guess sheīll die.
There was an old lady that swallowed a goat, She opened her throat and down went the goat! She swallowed the goat to catch the dog, She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, But I donīt know why she swallowed the fly. I guess sheīll die.
There was an old lady that swallowed a cow. I donīt know how she swallowed a cow. She swallowed the cow to catch the goat, She swallowed the goat to catch the dog, She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, But I donīt know why she swallowed the fly. I guess sheīll die.
I know an old lady, who swallowed a horse, SWALLOWED A HORSE! SHEīS DEAD OF COURSE!
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KOOKABURRA
KOOKABURRA Written By: Marion Sinclair This is a favorite with the scouting crowd. It can be sung in a round by dividing the group into 2 or 3 groups and having each group begin with the first verse after the group before them finishes the first chorus. Expect plenty of laughing!
Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree Merry, merry king of the bush is he Laugh, Kookaburra! Laugh, Kookaburra! Gay your life must be
Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree Eating all the gum drops he can see Stop, Kookaburra! Stop, Kookaburra! Leave some there for me
Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree Counting all the monkeys he can see Stop, Kookaburra! Stop, Kookaburra! Thatīs not a monkey thatīs me.
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YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE
By unknown artist
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy, when skies are gray. Youīll never know dear, how much I love you, So please, donīt take my sunshine away.
The other night dear, while I was sleeping. I dreamt I held you in my arms. When I awoke dear, I was mistaken, So I held my head and cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy, when skies are gray. Youīll never know dear, how much I love you, So please, donīt take my sunshine away.
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THE CROCODILE SONG
THE CROCODILE SONG Unknown She sailed away on a bright and sunny day, On the back of a crocodile. "You see," said she, "heīs as tame as he could be, Iīll sail him down the Nile". But . The croc winked his eye, As she waved them all goodbye, Wearing a great big smile. At the end of the ride, the lady was inside, And the smile was on the crocodile!
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S is for SUNSHINE
S is for SUNSHINE to brighten the spring, Warming the water, the earth, everything! P is for POSIES with colors so bright- Reds, yellows, purples, Oh! what a sight! R is for RAINDROPS that splash all about, Wetting the earth so that new life can sprout. I is for INSECTS that flit throught the air, And the grasshoppers, beetles, and ants everywhere. N is for NOISES I hear when I wake, The chirping of birds and the laughs children make. G is for GROWTH that I see around me. The plants and the animals- SPRING is lovely! Author Unknown
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I WAS SNAPPING MY FINGERS
This poem is played as a game. Each child chooses a character or animal and some sound or phrase. You keep adding and repeating until everyone has a turn. I was snapping my fingers, Walking down the street. When a noise from the bushes, Made my heart skip a beat.
I froze in fear, Like I was stuck in glue. When a purple dragon stepped Out in my view. The purple dragon said: "hey do you mind if I follow you?"
Other suggested animals we use are: Hungry crocodile Happy hippopotamus Laughing lion Pretty parakeet Big brave bear
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I HAD A LITTLE TURTLE
I HAD A LITTLE TURTLE
I had a little turtle His name was Tiny Tim I put him in the bath tub To see if he could swim He drank up all the water He ate up all the soap And he woke up in the morning With a bubble in his throat
I had to call the Doctor I had to call the Nurse I had to call the Lady With the Alligator Purse
Mumps said the Doctor Measles said the Nurse Nothing said the Lady With the Alligator Purse
I had to punch the Doctor And kick out the Nurse Then I paid the Lady With the Alligator Purse.
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HUSH LITTLE BABY - song
Traditional - origin unknown. Hush little baby donīt say a word, Mamaīs gonna buy you a mocking bird. If that mocking bird wonīt sing, Mamaīs gonna buy you a diamond ring. If that diamond ring turns brass, Mamaīs gonna buy you a looking glass. If that looking glass gets broke, Mamaīs gonna buy you a Billy goat. If that Billy goat gets bony, Mamaīs gonna buy you a Shetland pony. If that pony runs away, Mamaīs going to buy you another some day.
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DID YOU EVER SEE A BUNNY?
DID YOU EVER SEE A BUNNY? Sung to: "Did you ever see a lassie?"
Did you ever see a bunny, bunny, a bunny, Did you ever see a bunny that hops -- so slow? He hops, and hops, and hops, and hops, Did you ever see a bunny, that hops so slow?
Addition Verses: That hops -- So Fast?, That hops -- Backwards?, That hops on one foot?
Be sure to hop while singing this song!
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LEARNING NUMBERS
LEARNING NUMBERS These are good "mini-rhymes" to use when your child is learning how to print their numbers. 1-A straight line, one is fun. 2-Around and back on the railroad track-two,two,two. 3-Around the tree and around the tree, thatīs the way we make a three. 4-Down and over, down some more. Thatīs the way we make a four. 5-Fat old five goes down and around. Put a flag on top and see what youīve found. 6-Down to a loop, six rolls a hoop. 7-Across the sky and down from heaven, thatīs the way we make a seven. 8-Make an "s" but do not wait -- go right back up to make an eight. 9-A loop and a line--thatīs a nine. 10-A one first, a zero then, thatīs the way we make a ten!
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PINATA CHANT
PINATA CHANT My goodness! My goodness! A big paper jar! (make large circle with hands) A big paper jar that is shaped like a star (draw star shape in the air) And filled full of walnuts and filled full of sweets, (clap hands) Of toys and of oranges and wonderful treats. Letīs hit it and hit it and hit it until (pretend to hit piņata) The piņata breaks and makes everything spill (clap) OLE!